My Dog's Name

Happy Mother's Day and Congratulations Noona!

Miscegenation

Note: I'm drunk as fuck right now

So I'm at a bar with coworkers and I'm talking to my good friend who happens to be white, and a random old scruffy guy keeps asking if she wants a drink. So she turns to me and says baby, I don't want a drink. And of course I play along because he's an old scruffy dude and isn't good enough for her. And then he goes on about how I'm chinese and that she should be with a good american boy and how I wasn't even born here and how I'm a foreigner. I scoff at his ignorance, brush the dirt off my shoulders and tell him that the subway is right around the corner and how he should find a warm spot to sleep down there before his homeless buddies take all the good spots.  I guess some people still want to party like its 1899.

A Wedding, a Best Man and a Pimp Daddy

Congratulations to Natalie and Charles Lovejoy!!!

The Cast:

The Bride and Groom

The Groom and Best Man

The Groom's Supporters (note the innocent looking ring bearer)

The Best Man doing his job

The Best Man really earning his pay (he didn't write a speech for nothin)

The Maid of Honor, the Bride, the Groom and the Best Man sippin on some bub (not in da club)

The Toast (my left hand was shaking)

The Groom and Mister-ess

She tosses

He tosses...

Don't let his youth fool you, he knows what's comin next (the look on his face says it all)...

WARNING!!!! The following may not be suitable for Children!!!!!

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Bow chika bow wow

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Her look says it all

He's ready for more and

The happy couple took notes in the back

You know what's next (bow chika bow wow)